Dentists, Lawyers, Doctors Are All A Bunch

Alcoholic: Anybody Who Drinks More Than I Do.

Buried My Wife The Other Day. Had To, She Died.

If I Ever Found A Church That Didn't Believe In Knocking All The Other Churches, I Might Consider Joining It.

You Can't Cheat An Honest Man.

The Only Thing A Lawyer Won't Question Is The Legitimacy Of His Mother.