Britain's Such A Twisted, Weird Little Place.

I'm Actually Quite Self-sufficient, So It Might Look As If There Isn't Room For Anyone In My Life. That Isn't Entirely The Case.

My Life Could Have Been So Grim Really, Really Grim.

Basically, I'm A Really Bad Interviewer. I Love Meeting Celebrities, But Then I Get A Bit Bored. Once You Meet Them You Thing, 'really, What An Ordinary Person'.

I Was A Failed Actor But I Still Wanted To Show Off, So I Ended Up Doing Live Comedy.

Occasionally The State Of The Planet Can Knock Me Off My Perky Perch.