I Was A Failed Actor But I

Forty Freaked Me Out. I Didn't See It Coming. My Life Was In A State Of Chaos - I Was Moving Jobs And Moving House - And It Just Hit Me Like A Ton Of Bricks.

Britain's Such A Twisted, Weird Little Place.

I Don't Think I've Got Bad Taste. I've Got No Taste.

I Do Get Pleasure From Very Inconsequential Things, Like Shopping For Clothes.

I Bet Maurice Gibb's Heart Monitor Was Singing The Tune Of Stayin' Alive.