I'm Actually Quite Self-sufficient, So It Might

I Always Say I'd Rather Be Miserable By Myself Than Unhappy In A Relationship.

I Was A Failed Actor But I Still Wanted To Show Off, So I Ended Up Doing Live Comedy.

My Parents Grew Up Working Class, But In That Way That Working Class Families Do, They Spent A Fortune On Education To Better Me.

You Don't Want Money To Make You A Social Freak Where You Can Only Hang Out With Rich People.

All My Interesting Stories Are From Before I Was On Television. Nothing Interesting Has Happened To Me Since Then. Maybe It's Because The Most Interesting Thing In My Life Is The Show And That's On Telly.