Becoming A Comedienne Was My Way Of

If It Weren't For My Adam's Apple, I'd Have No Shape At All.

I Hate Smart Sales Clerks. I Said To One, What Do You Have In Lingerie? She Says, More Than You'll Ever Have!

The Only Parts Left Of My Original Body Are My Elbows.

A Friend Told Me The Longer You Keep Romano Cheese, The Better It Gets. So, I Kept It Three Years. And This Thing Turned Mean. Now And Then I'd Open The Refrigerator Door And Throw It Some Food. I'd Have To Walk It Now And Then. And Then It Grew This One Leg. And It's Got This Ugly Fuzz All Over It. And The Dogs Won't Run With It.

By Far The Most Common Craving Of Pregnant Women Is Not To Be Pregnant.