I Hate Smart Sales Clerks. I Said

I Have Nothing Against Dogs. I Just Hate Rugs That Go Squish-squish.

If I Wore A Peek-a-boo Dress, It Would Be Like Turning In A False Alarm.

Think Of Me As A Sex Symbol For The Men Who Don't Give A Damn.

One [expert] Said, 'always Have A Baby Sitter Who Is Acquainted With Your Children.' If They Were Acquainted With My Children, They Wouldn't Sit!

I Serve Dinner In Three Phases: Serve The Food, Clear The Table, Bury The Dead.