I Hate Smart Sales Clerks. I Said

... If They [your Children] Write Their Names In The Dust On The Furniture, Don't Let Them Put The Year.

Remember, Only A Policeman Is Allowed To Express Himself On An Expressway.

There's So Little Money In My Bank Account, My Scenic Checks Show A Ghetto.

Once Fang Took Pep Pills And They Worked - The Only Time He Ever Ran To Bed.

When You Play Spin The Bottle, If They Don't Want To Kiss You They Have To Give You A Quarter. Well, Hell, By The Time I Was Twelve Years Old I Owned My Own Home.