At Twenty A Man Is Full Of

Every Time I Get In An Elevator, The Operator Says The Same Thing To Me: 'basement?'

My Wife And I Keep Fighting About Sex And Money. I Think She Charges Me Too Much.

Guy Goes Into A Bar With A Duck Under His Arm. Bartender Says, "where'd You Get The Pig?" Guy Says, "this Is A Duck." Bartender Says, "i Was Talking To The Duck."

I Came From A Real Tough Neighborhood. Why, Every Time I Shut The Window I Hurt Somebody's Fingers.

I Asked My Wife, 'on A Scale Of 1 To 10, How Do You Rate Me As A Lover?' She Said, 'you Know I'm No Good At Fractions.'