List of Cloris Leachman Quotes

As Soon As I Realized That I Didn't Need Meat To Survive Or To Be In Good Health, I Began To See How Forlorn It All Is. If Only We Had A Different Mentality About The Drama Of The Cowboy And The Range And All The Rest Of It. It's A Very Romantic Notion, An Entrenched Part Of American Culture, But I've Seen, For Example, Pigs Waiting To Be Slaughtered, And Their Hysteria And Panic Was Something I Shall Never Forget.

I Have A Terrible Image In My Mind Of A Cow Going To Slaughter. There's Not A Lot Of Fight In Them. Pigs, They'd Squeal And Thrash Around. They'd Fight. It's Almost As If Cows Don't Know They Have A Choice. Not That They Don't Panic, But They Do So In A Quiet Way.

Now Men And Women Are Separate And Unequal. We Should Be Hand In Hand; In Fact, We Should Have Our Arms Around One Another.

I Make Fun Whenever I Go. If I Go To Restaurant By Myself, Rest Assured, People Will Be Talking About It.

Im Having An Amazing Life And It Isnt Over Yet.

For The Love Of God, Will Someone Please Punch Me In The Face So I Can See Some Stars?

I Think Husbands And Wives Should Live In Separate Houses. If There's Enough Money, The Children Should Live In A Third.

I'm So Sick Of Betty White. Never Liked Her.

Everything Is So Sad And So Wonderful.

When Something Is Truly Funny, It's Funny All The Time.

Why Can't We Build Orphanages Next To Homes For The Elderly? If Someone Were Sitting In A Rocker, It Wouldn't Be Long Before A Kid Will Be In His Lap.

I've Been So Relieved And So Grateful To Not Have A God To Believe In.