Anyone Who Hates Children And Animals Can't

All Things Considered, I'd Rather Be In Philadelphia

Drown In A Cold Vat Of Whiskey? Death, Where Is Thy Sting?

If I Ever Found A Church That Didn't Believe In Knocking All The Other Churches, I Might Consider Joining It.

Hollywood Is The Gold Cap On A Tooth That Should Have Been Pulled Out Years Ago.

I Feel Like A Midget With Muddy Feet Had Been Walking Over My Tongue All Night.