Drown In A Cold Vat Of Whiskey?

Don't Worry About Your Heart, It Will Last You As Long As You Live.

A Man Who's Intoxicated All The Time Doesn't Need Sympathy.

When Asked To Borrow Money: "i'll See What My Lawyer Says. . . . And If He Says Yes, I'll Get Another Lawyer.

It Ain't What They Call You, It's What You Answer To.

If It Does Not Work The First Time, Try, Try Again. Then Quit. No Need To Be An Idiot.