Any Man Who Would Walk Five Miles

Age Is Strictly A Case Of Mind Over Matter. If You Don't Mind, It Doesn't Matter.

There's Only Five Real People In Hollywood. Everyone Else Is Mel Blanc.

I Gambled At The Crap Table All Night And Finally Lost $8, But During That Time The House Gave Me Four Drinks And Two Cigars, So It Was Still A Lot Cheaper Than Renting A Room.

I Began My Show Business Career Playing Violin In San Francisco At The Corner Of Market And Taylor. I Understand That There Is A Theater There Now.

Modesty Is My Best Quality.