There's Only Five Real People In Hollywood.

The Doctors Couldn't Find Anything Wrong With Me Except That I Have A Slight Stomach Pain. Wait Till I Get My Hospital Bill! Then I'll Really Have A Pain The Stomach!

I'm Living In A Very Modest Place. I Have A Room Over-looking Beautiful Claridge's Hotel. I Thought It Was Better Than Paying Claridge's Prices And Overlooking The Dump I'm Living In.

Age Is Strictly A Case Of Mind Over Matter. If You Don't Mind, It Doesn't Matter.

Modesty Is My Best Quality.

A Rich Man Is One Who Isn't Afraid To Ask The Salesperson To Show Him Something Cheaper.