I Gambled At The Crap Table All

My Wife Mary And I Have Been Married For Forty-seven Years And Not Once Have We Had An Argument Serious Enough To Consider Divorce; Murder, Yes, But Divorce, Never.

Age Is Strictly A Case Of Mind Over Matter. If You Don't Mind, It Doesn't Matter.

As You May Or May Not Know, In Keeping With The High-class Tone Of Beverly Hills, Our Police Force Is Probably The Most Snobbish Group Of Gendarmes In The World. It Is Said That The Beverly Hills Police Department Is So Fancy That It Has An Unlisted Number.

How Do I Get To Carnegie Hall? Practice. Practice. Practice.

There's Only Five Real People In Hollywood. Everyone Else Is Mel Blanc.