Actually, I Comb My Hair Quite Often.

You've Got To Realize That When All Goes Well, And Everything Is Beautiful, You Have No Comedy. It's When Somebody Steps On The Bride's Train, Or Belches During The Ceremony That You've Got Comedy!

A Smile Is A Curve That Sets Everything Straight.

I Should Have Suspected My Husband Was Lazy. On Our Wedding Day, His Mother Told Me: "i'm Not Losing A Son; I'm Gaining A Couch."

All I Ever Learned At My Mother's Knee Was What A Bony Knee Looked Like.

I Met My Husband When A Friend Sent Him Over To My House To Cure My Hiccoughs.