A German Sense Of Humor Is An

Age - It's The One Mountain You Can't Overcome.

Before We Make Love, My Husband Takes A Pain Killer.

My Mother Was A Very Elegant Woman. When A Flying Saucer Landed On The Lawn, She Turned It Over To See If It Was Wedgwood.

I Think We All In Comedi Business, Especially When We Reach A Certain Age, Are Divas Up To A Point. I Love When A Limousine Comes For Me, I Can't Lie About That. I Love When You Go To A Restaurant And They Say, "come This Way, Miss Rivers," And You Get A Good Table. I Love All That, The Perks That Come With The Business.

I’ve Had So Much Plastic Surgery, When I Die They Will Donate My Body To Tupperware.