Before We Make Love, My Husband Takes

My Parents Hated Me. All I Ever Heard Was, "why Can't You Be Like Your Cousin Shelia? Why Can't You Be Like Your Cousin Shelia?" Shelia Had Died At Birth.

I Think Anyone Who's Perfectly Happy Isn't Particularly Funny.

The Only Street I Like Is Rue Honore De Balzac, Because 'balzac' Sound So Gay, And I Love My Gays. I Might Like Parisians More If They Named Their Streets Only For Gay Icons, Like Rue Liza Minnelli Or Rue Bette Midler Or, My Favorite, Rue Mcclanahan.

I Hate Billings, Montana. They Have A Fashion Show At Sears Roebuck

Does Fashion Matter? Always - Though Not Quite As Much After Death.