My Mother Was A Very Elegant Woman.

I Was Just Reading About The New Lindsay Lohan Diet, Which Is All Liquid. 80 Proof.

They Almost Had To Cancel The Oscars Tonight Because All Of The Designers And Stylists Are Still In Line In San Francisco Trying To Marry One Another.

I Was Getting Dressed And A Peeping Tom Looked In The Window, Took A Look And Pulled Down The Shade.

If You're Saying The Same Line 10 Times And Making It Look Like You Just Came Up With It, That's Acting.

Better Laid Than Never.