A Bachelor Is A Guy Who Never

One [expert] Said, 'always Have A Baby Sitter Who Is Acquainted With Your Children.' If They Were Acquainted With My Children, They Wouldn't Sit!

Aim High, And You Won't Shoot Your Foot Off.

Actually, I Comb My Hair Quite Often. Of Course, I Use An Electric Toothbrush.

A Bachelor Is A Guy Who Never Made The Same Mistake Once.

I Always Wondered How I Could Tell When The Right One Came Along - But It Was Easy. He Was The Only One That Came Along.