I Always Wondered How I Could Tell

The Reason Women Don't Play Football Is Because 11 Of Them Would Never Wear The Same Outfit In Public.

If Your Husband Wants To Lick The Beaters On The Mixer, Shut Them Off Before You Give Them To Him.

If It Weren't For Baseball, Many Kids Wouldn't Know What A Millionaire Looked Like.

It's A Good Thing That Beauty Is Only Skin Deep, Or I'd Be Rotten To The Core.

Life Began On This Planet When The First Amoeba Split. Mankind Will Still Be Seeking God, Not Accepting That God Is A Spirit; Can't See It, Touch It, Only Feel It. It's Called Love.