List of Yakov Smirnoff Quotes

When The Needs Of One Person Are Being Met By The Other, There Is Laughter.

Americans Think Soviets Are So Grim. I Want Them To See That They Can Smile.

I Fed My Ego, But Not My Soul.

Falling In Love Is A Chemical Reaction. But It Wears Off In A Year.

A Russian Reversal Quote On Uncyclopedia's Soviet Union Article? How Original.

I Came To America To Make It My Home, And I Did.

Comedians Are Always Hitting The Topical Notes That Are On Everybody's Minds.

If You Have Something Important To Say, Broadway And New York Are Great Places To Say It.

I Was A Comedian In Russia, And I Worked On The Cruise Ships There. I Met A Lot Of Americans, And They Were Laughing Even Though I Didn't Speak Their Language.

I Was Not Only Typecast As A Russian, But I Was Typecast As Yakov Smirnoff. This Is Understandable, And I Was Very Happy To Get The Roles, But It Would Be Nice To Be In A Movie Where I Could Be Someone Else.

We May Have Forgotten How To Feel. Nobody Is Teaching Us How To Live Happily Ever After, As We've Heard In Fairy Tales.

In Soviet Russia, Party Always Finds You!