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In Every Country, They Make Fun Of City. In U.s. You Make Fun Of Cleveland. In Russia, We Make Fun Of Cleveland.

In America, You Drive Car. In Soviet Russia, Car Drive You!

Many People Are Surprised To Hear That We Have Comedians In Russia, But They Are There. They Are Dead, But They Are There.

Russian Men Have A Saying: "women Are Like Buses..." That's It.

My Father Described This Tall Lady Who Stands In The Middle Of The New York Harbor, Holding High A Torch To Welcome People Seeking Freedom In America. I Instantly Fell In Love.