In Soviet Russia, Party Always Finds You!

In America, You Can Always Find A Party. In Soviet Russia, The Party Can Always Find You!

Falling In Love Is A Chemical Reaction. But It Wears Off In A Year.

I Believe That Love And Laughter Can Only Happen When One Person Takes The Time To Think About What Would Cause The Other Person To Feel Good.

Never Having Alone Time Is Real Tough On People.

A Russian Reversal Quote On Uncyclopedia's Soviet Union Article? How Original.