List Of Updates Quotes

You Can't Go To Windows Update And Get A Patch For Stupidity.

When You Gaze Into Souls, It's Something You Should Update Periodically, Because Souls Can Change.

I Haven't Sworn Off Facebook. I'm On Facebook. There's A Fan Page On Facebook That I Will Update, But I'm On There Myself Under A Pseudonym, Because There Were A Lot Of People Able To Private-message Me On Facebook, And It Was Getting Really Weird. And Then With Myspace, I Just Don't Read Messages. I Delete Everything, And I Just Post Updates Every Now And Then.

Social Media Is Changing The Way We Communicate And The Way We Are Perceived, Both Positively And Negatively. Every Time You Post A Photo, Or Update Your Status, You Are Contributing To Your Own Digital Footprint And Personal Brand.

On Update, The Only Real Original Thing Was Trying To Take Away The Cleverness Of The Punchline And Make It As Blunt As Possible.

I'm Not Original, But I Strive Toward It As Much As Possible. I Tried Really Hard On Weekend Update To Do Something That I Considered Original, Which Was, I Tried To Cut All Cleverness Out Of The Joke.

I Have A Blog In Chinese, Which You Can Follow, Chinese Signs. But I Don't Even Update At All, Often I Don't.

Why Do People Deserve A Penny When They Update Their Facebook Status? Because They'll Spend Some Of It On You.

What I Do Coco Would Have Hated. The Label Has An Image And It's Up To Me To Update It. I Do What She Never Did. I Had To Find My Mark. I Had To Go From What Chanel Was To What It Should Be, Could Be, What It Had Been To Something Else.

There's A New Facebook App That Will Post A Final Status Update For You After You Die. That's Ridiculous. I Don't Need Someone To Change My Status When I Die. I Need Them To Water My Farmville Crops.

There's Two Things I Gotta Do. One Is, I Gotta Update My Resume. And Then, I Have To Call My Mother.