Mike Tyson, What Can I Say About

I Think The Reason I Became Funny Was Because If I Made People Laugh, They Would Let Me Keep Talking.

Childhood Obesity Affects All Pedophiles.

Of All The Ways People Save Time, I Think Racism Is The Worst.

I Love Austin, But Last Time I Was In Town For Twelve Hours. I Was Exhausted, Drunk And Miserable. But None Of That Was Austin's Fault.

The Opposite Of Sad Is Down's Syndrome.