List Of Toilet Seat Quotes

You're Asking The Government To Control Individual Morality. This Is A Government That Can't Buy A Toilet Seat For Under $600.

Sensitive. That Killed Me. That Guy Morrow Was About As Sensitive As A Toilet Seat.

We'll Send You A Hogwarts Toilet Seat!

Don't, Ginny, We'll Send You Loads Of Owls. We'll Send You A Hogwarts Toilet Seat. George! Only Joking, Mum.

Tell Me Something, Adron. Sometime You’ve Never Shared With Anyone Else. Not Even Thia. (livia) I’m The One Who Glued Zarina To The Toilet Seat When She Was Seven. (adron)

Im Shy. I Can Go On A Trip For Days And Not Go Because I Wont Sit On A Toilet Seat On A Plane. Im Certainly Not Going To Go On Somebodys Lawn. Could You Imagine, In A Cocktail Dress?

Don't Get Me Started On Cold Toilet Seats.