As Ever, The Original Inhabitants Of Turtle Island Are Entirely Overlooked. Mysteriously, The Only Time Indigenous People Are Guaranteed A Mainstream Amerikkan Mention Is On Thanksgiving. Again, To Contextualize, This Would Be Be Kinda Like Someone Busting Into Your House And Robbing You Blind, Then Sending You Postcards Once A Year To Remind You How Much They Are Enjoying All Of Your Stuff, And Getting Annoyed With You If You Don't Respond With Appreciation For Their Thoughtfulness.