List Of Martini Quotes

When A Horse Learns To Buy Martinis, I'll Learn To Like Horses.

It Was Always Fun To Skate With Paul Wylie And Paul Martini.

A Medium Vodka Dry Martini - With A Slice Of Lemon Peel. Shaken And Not Stirred.

Bikinis, Zucchinis, Martinis No Weenies.

I Love Vodka Martinis. I Know It's A Cliché.

A Perfect Martini Should Be Made By Filling A Glass With Gin Then Waving It In The General Direction Of Italy.

A Martini. Shaken, Not Stirred.

Martinis Are Like Breasts, One Isn't Enough, And Three Is Too Many.

I Never Go Jogging, It Makes Me Spill My Martini.

Really, Can Anyone Drink Several Martinis At Lunch?