There Are Many Ways To Die In

If I Paid $3 Or $4 For A Cigar, First I'd Sleep With It.

It's One Of The Old Show Business Axioms. No Matter How Successful You've Been, There's Always A Younger And Sexier Seal Coming Along.

I Smoke Cigars Because At My Age If I Don't Have Something To Hang On To I Might Fall Down.

I'd Rather Be Over The Hill Than Under It.

Happiness Is A Dry Martini And A Good Woman ... Or A Bad Woman.