Your Husband Is Lazy If Coffee Doesn't

We Californians Are Constantly Accused Of Not Having Seasons, But We Do. We Have Fire, Flood, Mud, And Drought.

Just The Other Day I Said To Fang, "don't You Think We've Got A Storybook Romance?" And He Said, "yes, And Every Page Is Ripped.

Do Not Taste Food While You're Cooking. You May Lose Your Nerve To Serve It.

I'm From Such An Old Family, It's Been Condemned.

Whatever You May Look Like, Marry A Man Your Own Age - As Your Beauty Fades, So Will His Eyesight.