You Might Be A Redneck If You

If Your Neighbors Think You're A Detective Because A Cop Always Brings You Home, You Might Be A Redneck.

For The First Time Ever I Was Taking The Family On The Road. We Stayed With My In-laws, Which On Life's List Of Experiences Ranks Right Below Sitting In A Tub Full Of Scissors.

You Might Be A Redneck If An Episode Of Walker, Texas Ranger Changed Your Life.

Nowadays You Can't Even Spank Your Kids. No, Gotta Give 'em A Time Out. My Dad Would Take Time Out Of His Busy Day... To Whip Our Ass.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Pocketknife Has Ever Been Referred To As Exhibit A.