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If Your Neighbors Think You're A Detective Because A Cop Always Brings You Home, You Might Be A Redneck.

-Jeff Foxworthy

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If Your Neighbors Think You're A Detective

Jeff Foxworthy

If Your Neighbors Think You're A Detective Because A Cop Always Brings You Home, You Might Be A Redneck.

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