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To Me, The Media In New York And La Have Always Missed The Essence Of This Country.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Have A Very Special Baseball Cap, Just For Formal Occasions.

Every Generation Thinks They Invented Sex, Which Is The Stupidest Assumption In The World Because If That Was The Case, You Wouldn't Even Be Here.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Think Silence Of The Lambs Is What Happens When Larry Walks Out To The Barn.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Refer To The Time You Won A Free Case Of Oil As The Day My Ship Came In.