You Might Be A Redneck If The

You Might Be A Redneck If The Highlight Of Your Parties Is When You Flip Out Your False Teeth.

Do You Know Why It's So Hard To Solve A Redneck Murder? 'cause There's No Dental Records And All The Dna Is The Same.

As A Comic, You Learn To Use Your Voice Because You Don't Have The Benefit Of Visual Things.

If The Veins In The Back Of Your Legs Look Like The Street Map Of Greater Pittsburgh, You Ain't Nobody's Babydoll.

If Your Working Television Sits On Top Of Your Non-working Television, You Might Be A Redneck.