You Might Be A Redneck If You

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Biggest Ambition In Life Is To Git That Big Ole Coon. The One What Hangs 'round Over Yonder, Back'ah Bubba's Barn.

By The Time We Get To Church, I Need Church Cuz I've Been Yelled At By Everyone In The Family.

If Your Mother Doesn't Remove The Marlboro From Her Lips Before Telling The State Trooper To Kiss Her Ass, You Might Be A Redneck.

You Might Be A Redneck If It's Easier To Spray Weed Killer On Your Lawn Than Mow It.

To Me, The Media In New York And La Have Always Missed The Essence Of This Country.