To Me, The Media In New York

You Might Be A Redneck If Going To The Bathroom Involves Shoes And A Flashlight.

The Designated Driver Program, It's Not A Desirable Job. But If You Ever Get Sucked Into Doing It, Drop Them Off At The Wrong House.

You Might Be A Redneck If People Hear Your Car Long Before They See It.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Missed 5th Grade Graduation Because You Had Jury Duty.

I Tried Real Hard To Play Golf, And I Was So Bad At It They Would Have To Check Me For Ticks At The End Of The Round Because I'd Spent About Half The Day In The Woods.