You Might Be A Redneck If You

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Anniversary Present Was Getting The Septic Tank Pumped.

I'm Two Decisions Away From Putting Up Drywall For A Living. I Am, And There's Nothing Wrong With That, But Whatever I Got, It's Through The Grace Of God, And I've Got To Use It Right.

It's Like Cuddling With A Butterball Turkey.

Between New York And La, There's 200 Million People That Aren't Hip, And They Don't Want To Be Hip.

If Your Thighs Look Like The Hood Of A White Toyota Minivan After A Hailstorm, You Aren't Juicy.