You Might Be A Redneck If You

It's Like Cuddling With A Butterball Turkey.

It's Hard To Think Of Yourself As A Loser At 2 Years Old.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Entire Family Has Ever Sat Around Waiting For A Call From The Governor To Spare A Loved One.

It Seems Like Movies That Have Heart To Them Always Do Well, And They Find Their Audience.

You Might Be A Redneck If You're A Lite Beer Drinker, Because You Start Drinking When It Gets Light.