If Your Thighs Look Like The Hood

If You Think A Quaterhorse Is That Ride In Front Of Kmart.. You Might Be A Rednneck

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Most Expensive Shoes Have Numbers On The Heels.

You Might Be A Redneck If Motel 6 Turns Off The Lights When They See You Coming.

I Tried Real Hard To Play Golf, And I Was So Bad At It They Would Have To Check Me For Ticks At The End Of The Round Because I'd Spent About Half The Day In The Woods.

As A Comedian I Appreciate Every Kind Of Comedy. You Decide For Yourself What You're Going To Do.