You Might Be A Redneck If You

You Might Be A Redneck If Every Electrical Outlet In Your House Is A Fire Hazard.

I've Gotten To The Point I Won't Even Watch The 11 O'clock News. You Just Walk Away From It Thinking How Bad Everything Is.

If You Can't Remember The Last Time You Had Sex With A Woman, You're Either Gay, Or Married.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Think People That Send Out Graduation Announcements Are Show-offs.

You Might Be A Redneck If When You Run Out Of Gas, You Put Gin In The Gas Tank.