You Might Be A Redneck If Every

You Might Be A Redneck If You Can't Get Married To Your Sweetheart Because There Is A Law Against It.

When You Get To Your Third Millionth Frequent Flyer Mile, I Think Something Snaps In Your Brain.

You Might Be A Redneck If...the Most Serious Loss From The Earthquake Was Your Conway Twitty Record Collection.

The Designated Driver Program, It's Not A Desirable Job. But If You Ever Get Sucked Into Doing It, Drop Them Off At The Wrong House.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Missed 5th Grade Graduation Because You Had Jury Duty.