You Live By The Cake, You Die

I Want To Get So Famous That I Don't Have To Wake Up In The Morning. It'll Probably Never Happen.

I Want To Be Known As A Funny Comic Not Just A Funny Latino Comic. I Want To Be Able To Go Everywhere And Anywhere.

Comedians Do Movies And Tv So That When They Tour, They Sell Out. That's The Goal: To Get Popular Enough So The Place Is Packed.

I Had To Travel Half Way Across The World To Be Called An American.

I'm A Comedian Who Happens To Be Latino. What's The Difference? The Difference Is, My Special Will Air On Comedy Central, Not Telemundo.