You Know What, I Distinctly Remember My

Do Not Cruise Through Red Lights. Because If I'm Coming The Other Way, I Will Run You Down, For Fun.

I Dish The Dirt Out And I Can Take It. But Why Should My Mother And Children Have To Take It?

Think Of It As Angelina Jolie. You’ve Heard She’s Mad And Eats Nothing But Wallpaper Paste. But You Would, Wouldn’t You?

Being Smarter Than You Look Is Better Than Looking Smarter Than You Are.

When You've Finished Using A Car, Put The F***ing Seat Back, So Humans Can Use It Afterwards.