Think Of It As Angelina Jolie. You’ve

Multi-tasking Is The Ability To Screw Everything Up Simultaneously.

If You Go Through The Pearly Gates Backwards In A Fireball, That's A Cool Way To Die!

There Are Shantytowns In South Africa That Are Built Better Than Renaults!

She Can Take A Year To Read Something, Whereas I Like A Book That Becomes More Important In My Life That Life Itself. When I Was In The Middle Of 'red Storm Rising' By Tom Clancy - Which Was Not Selected For The Man Booker Shortlist - You Could Have Taken My Liver Out And Fed It To The Dog. And I Wouldn't Have Noticed.

When You've Finished Using A Car, Put The F***ing Seat Back, So Humans Can Use It Afterwards.