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In A Groundbreaking Move, The Associated Press, The Largest News-gathering Organization In The World, Will No Longer Use The Term 'illegal Immigrant'. They Will Now Use The Phrase 'undocumented Democrat'.

If President Obama Really Wants To Hurt The Syrian Government, Don't Send Cruise Missiles. He Should Send Over Some Of His Economic Advisers.

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The Good News Is, President Obama Was Born In America. The Bad News Is, So Was Donald Trump.

All I Ask Is That You Tip Your Waiters And Waitresses. We Have To Turn This Situation Around.