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Marriage Is Grand. Divorce Is About Twenty Grand.

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You Know Who Must Be Very Secure In Their Masculinity? Male Ladybugs.

President Bush Said It's Now Time For A Change In Iraq And He Wants Them To Have A Western-style Democracy Like Ours. So Right Now In Iraq, The Economy Is Collapsing, Businessmen Are Corrupt, And Hussein Wants His Son To Take Over As President. Sounds Like Mission Accomplished.

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