You Know, In Politics When You Come

I Don't Have A Bank Account Because I Don't Know My Mother's Maiden Name.

Remember When You Were Considered An Environmentalist When You Didn't Throw Junk Out The Car Window? I Sure Do Miss That Simpler, Happier Time.

I Only Do Two Things In My Life, And That's Take Care Of My Kids And Work. Fortunately, These Are My Favorite Things To Do, So It Works Out.

I'm Thankful For The Three Ounce Ziploc Bag, So That I Have Somewhere To Put My Savings.

I Think We Need A 12-step Group For Non-stop Talkers. We're Going To Call It On And On Anon.