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I Got My Dog Three Years Ago Because I Was Drunk In A Pet Store. We Had Nine Cats At The Time. The Cats Started Hiding The Alcohol After That.

My Problem, I Try To Teach My Kids To Eat Healthy Food. But You Get A Cantaloupe, And You Don't Know When It's Going To Come Of Age. You Have No Idea - That Period Between When It's Like, Hard As A Rock To When It's Smushy Inside, Is About Ten Minutes.

I've Decided That Perhaps I'm Bulimic And Just Keep Forgetting To Purge.

I Hate It When My Hair Is Engaged In Unauthorized Activities.

I Know A Little Bit About Handicapping. If The Horse Has An Iv, You Want To Stay - Away From It.