You Cover Q-tips With Sandpaper And Ram

I Hope I Go To Heaven, And When I Do, I'm Going To Do What Every San Franciscan Does When He Gets There. He Looks Around And Says, 'it Ain't Bad, But It Ain't San Francisco.'

New Yorkers Are Stuck In A Gloomy Mucilage Of Mutual Commiseration.

A Man Begins Cutting His Wisdom Teeth The First Time He Bites Off More Than He Can Chew.

All American Cars Are Basically Chevrolets.

Martinis Are Like Breasts, One Isn't Enough, And Three Is Too Many.