New Yorkers Are Stuck In A Gloomy

When A Place Advertises Itself As 'world Famous,' You May Be Sure It Isn't.

You Cover Q-tips With Sandpaper And Ram Them Up Your Nostrils As Far As They Will Go. Then You Sniff Talcum Powder While Shredding Hundred Dollar Bills.

The Trouble With Born-again Christians Is That They Are An Even Bigger Pain The Second Time Around.

A City Is A State - Of Mind, Of Taste, Of Opportunity. A City Is A Marketplace - Where Ideas Are Traded, Opinions Clash And Eternal Conflict May Produce Eternal Truths.

We (san Francisco) Have Football Weather During Baseball Season, And Baseball Weather During Football Season.