You Call This A Party? The Beer

Wives Are People Who Feel They Don't Dance Enough.

You're Only As Young As The Woman You Feel.

I Love My Cigar Too, But I Take It Out Of My Mouth Once In A While.

Why Don't You Go Home To Your Wife? Better Yet, I'll Go Home To Your Wife, And Outside Of The Improvement, She Won't Notice Any Difference.

Making Love To Your Wife Is Like Shooting At Sitting Ducks.