I Love My Cigar Too, But I

I Never Go To Movies Where The Hero's Tits Are Bigger Than The Heroine's.

I Must Say I Find Television Very Educational. The Minute Somebody Turns It On, I Go To The Library And Read A Good Book. Another Version I Find Television Very Educating. Every Time Somebody Turns On The Set, I Go Into The Other Room And Read A Book. Another Version I Find Television Very Educational. Every Time Someone Turns It On, I Go In The Other Room And Read A Book.

I Love My Cigar Too, But I Take It Out Of My Mouth Once In A While.

I Hate London When It's Not Raining.

It Isn't Necessary To Have Relatives In Kansas City In Order To Be Unhappy.